This was at Cornwall College at Pool. This is a totally shameful piece of "parking" by this lazy bell end. Did they forget to stop or just couldn't care less?

 Was this extra wide child parking space not big enough? Clearly not for this tuss.

 I can't remember where I took this indolent tuss. Tussco somewhere!

 Tussco Helston?? Great piece of parking by this tuss. NOT!

 Is there parking allowed on these cobbles I hear you ask? No. You can see 3 free parking spaces ahead of this tussmobile but it lazily chose to leave it there.

Aldi, Camborne. Look at the state of this shitty wreck! Note all the crap piled up sky high in the back! I presume the way that stinking heap of dog poo was parked was that it broke down or was just dumped there with no current tax disc. Tuss.

 In the mother & child parking places at Sainsburys in Truro. Quite clearly little Charlie or Lucy was responsible for this piece of quality parking. Surely no adult could park like this?

 Tuss Alley, Penryn. Ignore the lorry for a second and clock the wheelie bins left in the cycle lane! Staggering arrogance. Talking of which, take a gander at the lorry forcing cyclists out into the busy road. Bloody tuss.

 Penryn again. I actually saw this tuss pull up and abandon his shitty white van while he dropped a tyre into a garage. Rather than drive into the garage this lazy oik decided to leave his van right in the cycle lane. Tuss.

 This was Aldi in Falmouth. These white lines have a Svengali like influence on drivers to leave there crappy cars there. There are "no parking" signs on those gates in the background!

 Sainsburys Falmouth. Despite this being a relatively small car park this is a guaranteed tuss hotspot. Look at the photo above! FFS! Clearly pissed when they left their precious little Peugeot like this. At least no one was going to scratch it.

I was waiting outside Asda and this old woman came up and abandoned her car like this while she buggered off into the shop to do her shopping! Look how she has blocked the other car in. Unbelievable!

 Like the personalised number plate? No, nor do we at YPLAT. Look at the arrogance in the parking, Yet another sad member of the Keep My Car Wrapped in Cotton Wool Club. Tuss.

 Now, unbelievably, this clapped out Chelsea Tractor was abandoned like this in a pay and display car park run by Cornwall Council. I truly hope he got a ticket for his troubles! Normally 99% of parking offenders commit their tussy crimes in free car parks where they know they will not be punished. Not this tuss above!

 Sainsburys Truro. A BMW driver lazily shows the world how he thinks he is a cut above the rest of us.

 Tussco Extra. Now what are those yellow hatched lines for? Oh, they are for you to dump your shitty Focus while you go shopping.

 This photo is so old that I can't remember where I snapped this lazy tuss in his crappy Shitroen people carrier. Hopefully somebody later parked in the left hand bay and blocked access to his passenger door.

 Sainsburys Truro. This is deliberate parking like a tuss to protect his toy car from all those nasty people who might want to scratch this Noddy mobile.

 This was a rubbish piece of parking. Plain lazy piece of tussery, just leave it where I fecking like parking.

 Was the space not big enough to get your tussy car in? Yet another of the wrap it in cotton wool club who don't want to risk their tuss carrier getting scratched or dented by those nasty other plebs.

 Traffic wardens where are you? This tuss was parked on double yellow lines in Penryn. Notice how this tuss has blocked the pavement so anyone with a pushchair would be forced out in the road to get by. Unbelievably pig ignorant parking that should mean that the Council tow this tuss away and crush this crappy little van so that it is the size of a toy car. Tuss.

It is serial offender time!

 Right then, you are not seeing this complete tuss photographed at Tussco Extra at Pool photographed 3 times on the same day. These are 3 different days where this stinking heap has been left in the same place. Yes, the spot where there isn't a parking place. But hey, it means the owner hasn't got very far to walk into the store. Lazy tuss.

 The YPLAT family went on holiday to Ibiza in June and good to see our continental neighbours have little clue that parking on hatching is wrong. I wonder what Spanish for tuss is?

 All today's photos are from Ibiza, back to Cornish tussery soon! Above is yet another tuss, probably just left it there and sodded off clubbing. Tuss.

 My family look on and see that this tuss has decided to park on the kerb!

 Was the parking space too small for this tuss? Probably a hire car driven by some English yob over here for the "nightlife" Maybe it was Liam Gallagher?

 Even better parking by this completely lazy sod. FFS - this one beggars belief.

 Oh yes! Even Spanish Audi drivers darken YPLAT's doorstep with their feck you parking. I really hope a Spanish seagull had the toilet two steps and emptied its bowels all over this arrogant paella muncher.

 This is not a parking zone. This is a busy road through a busy holiday resort on the island. That didn't stop these two tusses abandoning their shitty heaps in the road. Look at the white Merc! It isn't even straight.

 YPLAT hates Chelsea Tractors and this is one of the many reasons why.

Obviously where all the English tussy drivers hang out and tell tales of how they have parked like idiots on Ibiza. These tales will be swapped whilst drinking pints of Guinness, eating pie & chips and watching Corrie in the authentic English bar.

After 3 months in hibernation, I decided it was well overdue to start posting my rants about tuss parking again. Watch this space for more unbelievably lazy and pig ignorant parking!

I have a BMW, a personalised plate and you plebs are not going to scratch my pride and joy. Unless we push our trolley in the side!

Oh my giddy aunt look at this piece of quality parking! The number plate is probably the only thing keeping this heap together.

Tussco Carbis Bay. I was sat eating my lunch and this tussy couple (in their 50s) "parked" their beloved Audi like this so no one could park near it! They were definitely "considerably richer than yow" and the arrogant parking was them sticking 2 affluent fingers up to the rest of us.

Tussco Camborne. This is the worst piece of parking in a car driven by a child that I have ever seen. No, the kid wasn't really driving but you would be forgiven for thinking that after seeing this quality tuss parking. My 2-year-old son could have done a better job.

Time for a name and shame day in court at YPLAT.

Nothing like a bit of advertising on your vehicle so we now the name of the tuss that can't be arsed to park properly.

First up in court is Wayne Wilson (seen at Treliske Retail Park) who says "no job too small"! Well, Wayne the job of parking your tranny van decently was obviously too big for your talents mate or perhaps the space was too small? I will let the jury decide if you park like a tuss or not.

Next up is YPLAT's first milk float! This was at Tussco Extra.

Now, I thought milkmen were virtually extinct and maybe after this lazy piece of parking they should be!

No, you are not seeing double with the photo below!

This spot of hatched yellow lines really is a tuss magnet.

The next photo comes from Arch Stanton:

"Open 360 days a year". I presume on the other 5 days you are parking like a tuss?

 You can't really see the sign but it says "No parking" but I suppose if you drive a Merc with a wanky personalised number plate you can do as you frigging like. Tuss.

 Asda Penryn. Shame the plate wasn't "prat" because this absolutely shameful parking by this Grade A tuss.

 How butch is this Range Rover with its sporty wheels? Shame the tuss can't be arsed to park this monstrosity properly.

 Sainsburys Falmouth. What planet is this stupid lazy tuss on? Planet Cretin by the looks of this shot.

FFS! Another Merc with a wanky plate! Here are the two main issues here; A) there is no space here and B) the lazy tuss was totally rat arsed when they abandoned it at Tussco Extra.

 Sainsburys Truro. There were loads of free spaces that day but that didn't stop this lazy tuss from abandoning his tussy Citroen like this.

 Sainsburys Truro. This tuss was clearly pissed when he left his precious sports car like this. Unbelievably indolent parking.

 Tussco Extra. I think this tuss would have been even happier if he could have left his tussy car on the zebra crossing itself.

 What a bloody tuss we have here. Again, loads of spare spaces at Morrisons Pool but this Ka driver takes the biscuit in the sheer arrogance and feck you stakes. Thank god not all Ka drivers are tusses!

 Tussco Extra. Joins the long list of complete tusses that can't be arsed to walk more than 10 steps to the shop doors. Lets park my tussy car where there is no space. Tuss.

 Sainsburys Truro yet again. Taking the piss here, the car is not worth avoiding getting scratched mate!

Tussco Extra. Why bother? Again the car isn't worth diddly squat so why try to stop your precious tuss car from being dented?

Loads more tomorrow. Watch this space where Cornwall's most lazy and arrogant parkers are shamed.