Sainsburys Truro. There were loads of free spaces that day but that didn't stop this lazy tuss from abandoning his tussy Citroen like this.

 Sainsburys Truro. This tuss was clearly pissed when he left his precious sports car like this. Unbelievably indolent parking.

 Tussco Extra. I think this tuss would have been even happier if he could have left his tussy car on the zebra crossing itself.

 What a bloody tuss we have here. Again, loads of spare spaces at Morrisons Pool but this Ka driver takes the biscuit in the sheer arrogance and feck you stakes. Thank god not all Ka drivers are tusses!

 Tussco Extra. Joins the long list of complete tusses that can't be arsed to walk more than 10 steps to the shop doors. Lets park my tussy car where there is no space. Tuss.

 Sainsburys Truro yet again. Taking the piss here, the car is not worth avoiding getting scratched mate!

Tussco Extra. Why bother? Again the car isn't worth diddly squat so why try to stop your precious tuss car from being dented?

Loads more tomorrow. Watch this space where Cornwall's most lazy and arrogant parkers are shamed.