I have a BMW, a personalised plate and you plebs are not going to scratch my pride and joy. Unless we push our trolley in the side!

Oh my giddy aunt look at this piece of quality parking! The number plate is probably the only thing keeping this heap together.

Tussco Carbis Bay. I was sat eating my lunch and this tussy couple (in their 50s) "parked" their beloved Audi like this so no one could park near it! They were definitely "considerably richer than yow" and the arrogant parking was them sticking 2 affluent fingers up to the rest of us.

Tussco Camborne. This is the worst piece of parking in a car driven by a child that I have ever seen. No, the kid wasn't really driving but you would be forgiven for thinking that after seeing this quality tuss parking. My 2-year-old son could have done a better job.