This photo is so old that I can't remember where I snapped this lazy tuss in his crappy Shitroen people carrier. Hopefully somebody later parked in the left hand bay and blocked access to his passenger door.

 Sainsburys Truro. This is deliberate parking like a tuss to protect his toy car from all those nasty people who might want to scratch this Noddy mobile.

 This was a rubbish piece of parking. Plain lazy piece of tussery, just leave it where I fecking like parking.

 Was the space not big enough to get your tussy car in? Yet another of the wrap it in cotton wool club who don't want to risk their tuss carrier getting scratched or dented by those nasty other plebs.

 Traffic wardens where are you? This tuss was parked on double yellow lines in Penryn. Notice how this tuss has blocked the pavement so anyone with a pushchair would be forced out in the road to get by. Unbelievably pig ignorant parking that should mean that the Council tow this tuss away and crush this crappy little van so that it is the size of a toy car. Tuss.