The YPLAT family went on holiday to Ibiza in June and good to see our continental neighbours have little clue that parking on hatching is wrong. I wonder what Spanish for tuss is?

 All today's photos are from Ibiza, back to Cornish tussery soon! Above is yet another tuss, probably just left it there and sodded off clubbing. Tuss.

 My family look on and see that this tuss has decided to park on the kerb!

 Was the parking space too small for this tuss? Probably a hire car driven by some English yob over here for the "nightlife" Maybe it was Liam Gallagher?

 Even better parking by this completely lazy sod. FFS - this one beggars belief.

 Oh yes! Even Spanish Audi drivers darken YPLAT's doorstep with their feck you parking. I really hope a Spanish seagull had the toilet two steps and emptied its bowels all over this arrogant paella muncher.

 This is not a parking zone. This is a busy road through a busy holiday resort on the island. That didn't stop these two tusses abandoning their shitty heaps in the road. Look at the white Merc! It isn't even straight.

 YPLAT hates Chelsea Tractors and this is one of the many reasons why.

Obviously where all the English tussy drivers hang out and tell tales of how they have parked like idiots on Ibiza. These tales will be swapped whilst drinking pints of Guinness, eating pie & chips and watching Corrie in the authentic English bar.