Like the personalised number plate? No, nor do we at YPLAT. Look at the arrogance in the parking, Yet another sad member of the Keep My Car Wrapped in Cotton Wool Club. Tuss.

 Now, unbelievably, this clapped out Chelsea Tractor was abandoned like this in a pay and display car park run by Cornwall Council. I truly hope he got a ticket for his troubles! Normally 99% of parking offenders commit their tussy crimes in free car parks where they know they will not be punished. Not this tuss above!

 Sainsburys Truro. A BMW driver lazily shows the world how he thinks he is a cut above the rest of us.

 Tussco Extra. Now what are those yellow hatched lines for? Oh, they are for you to dump your shitty Focus while you go shopping.