Only two photos today but this is an auspicious moment in the short history of YPLAT. YPLAT has found its first serial arrogant and lazy tuss parking offender This bell end has been photographed on FOUR separate occasions parked like a complete tuss in Sainsburys Truro. It is YPLAT's old pal JUMBUCK! Remember this tuss from a while back? He, of the tussy pick up, thinks he can park his shitty and worthless heap where he sodding likes. Do he/she own the store?

Here is J(D)UMB(F)UCK pictured earlier on this week and caught offending for an incredible third time. You would think this stinking heap was worth parking away from all those other nasty drivers who park properly but take a look at this crappy wreck! This tuss always seems to park in the same 2 spaces at Sainsburys - always adjacent to some "safe" hatchings so some horrid people can't scratch his tuss mobile.

Fourth offence recorded. One day later than above and J(D)UMB(F)UCK is up to his old tricks again but in a different spot this time. The sheer arrogance of this tuss is staggering. It reminds me of an old joke. How do you double what J(D)UMB(F)UCK is worth? Put a bale of straw in the back! I nicked one of the old Skoda jokes about putting a gallon of petrol in it. Cheap laughs I know! This tuss deserves to be named and shamed as Cornwall's most consistently indolent and arrogant parker.