A long overdue update. Some of these photos are several weeks old.

 Sainsburys Helston. This tuss was some holiday maker. FFS look at the crap, lazy parking but check out the well hard kangaroo bars protecting his spare wheel! Surely this tuss has made a mistake on his plate? Surely the 'G' should be replaced by a 'C''?

 Aldi Helston. About as straight as a fecking banana. Tuss.

 Sainsburys Truro. It is YPLAT's first repeat offender JUMBUCK who clearly thinks he/she owns the fecking car park. What are the hatchings for? Oh, for you to park your tussmobile on. Arrogant tuss.

 Tussco Truro. As long as my precious BMW is OK the rest of you plebs go and kiss my exhaust pipe. What a tuss.

 Sainsburys Truro. Staggering tussiness. So lazy it defies description.

 Sainsburys Truro. Lazy, plain laziness by this tuss. Car looks clapped out.

Tussco Helston. Well, I bloody despise camper vans with a passion of sheer hatred. They drive like tusses on our roads and they arrogantly park like this tuss. Somebody torch the bloody thing and do the world a favour.

 Tussco Helston. This tuss was parked in the hatchings just behind the tuss in the camper van above.

 Asda Penryn. These hatchings are tuss central over at this store for those too idle to walk a few extra yards to get to the shop.

 Tussco Helston. Please don't scratch my precious tussy little car! I'll park on the hatchings to make sure I am extra safe. Tuss.

 Dutch Flower Import? Well, Lord Tuss if you go over to Holland and park like that I hope they push your tussy van into one of the deep canals in Amsterdam.

 Tussco Truro. Oh dear, is the trolley park forcing to park your BMW in the next parking bay? He must be a right porker if he needs that much room to get out of the driver's door. FFS. Tuss.

 Penryn. Could this tuss not see the yellow lines? Clearly not.

 Tussco Helston. Bird shit = bird brain. Lazy tuss. I did laugh thinking about the poor feathered friend having the toilet 2 steps and emptying its bowels all over this tuss car.

Now the gold medal winner of the award for the worst parking this year. This was Asda Penryn. I was eating my lunch in the car and I noticed 2 vacant spaces opposite me. I saw this tuss in his pimp mobile BMW drive up, eye up these 2 spaces and then deliberately park his tussy car so it straddled the white line separating the two bays. I was staggered and then this bloke, with obligatory hard man shades/jewellery, gets out. I thought he was going to come over and ask me "do you want to buy some gear mate?". And then what looked like his mother got out of the passenger door! Hope you are proud that your son is so arrogant that he thinks he is above parking like us mere mortals. By a country mile, this is the most selfish and downright arrogant parking to grace this blog. What a tuss!

Asda Penryn. see above for comments about tusses that park here.

West Cornwall Retail Park @ Hayle. Do they have an opticians at the branch of Boots over there? This tuss needs to get to one soon.

Sainsburys Truro. Very similar to the van pictured above. Probably the same tussy space a few weeks apart.

Penryn. A tuss suffering from colour blindness. Can't see the yellow linesitis.

Sainsburys Truro. A typical lazy company van driving tuss that simply can't be arsed.

Kingsley Village, Fraddam. Center? Yank spelling and this tuss wouldn't know where the centre of that bay was if it slapped him in the face.

Sainsburys Truro. This tuss is clearly taking the piss. How lazy is this? On the tuss scale, it registers 10/10.

Asda Penryn. At last photographic evidence of tusses at work. Rarer than rocking horse shit and sightings of Shergar.

Sainsburys Truro. A dreaded people carrier parking like a tuss. After caravans, camper vans, Reliant Robins, people carriers are the Blogmeister General's most hated vehicle on Cornwall's roads. Rant over.

Tussco Extra @ Pool. No space? Feck off! I own a BMW, I am a tuss and I will park where I sodding like.

Stop laughing at the back. This tuss's pedal car could fit in half that space so why do they need all that space and have to go on the hatchings? My bet is that the passenger was a fat tanker and needed all that extra yardage to get out of the tussy little car.

West Cornwall Retail Park @ Hayle. This tuss had his hazard lights on so that makes it OK? No, there are simply no mitigating circumstances. You are a tuss for parking like this. Case dismissed. Get the rope.

St Ives. Yet another bloody BMW driver can't sodding park. Buy a smaller car! Tuss.

Shite car and tuss parking at Sainsburys Truro.

Sainsburys Truro. Lazy and sheer arrogance on view here. Bloody awful looking car as well.

This one comes from our old pal EC Rider. Now this tuss parking the blue Vectra clearly has no regard for anyone who wants to park their motorcycle. As long as his clapped out crappy car is OK, he is alright Jack.