This quality bit of parking picture was submitted by YPLAT's friend EC Rider from Newlyn.
EC says "This parking tuss tried to initiate drive through shopping in Penzance but parked in a concrete pillar instead. Tuss rating: 5/5 and he was a 1/4 finalist in the South West Parking Tuss of the Year in 2011."


LOL great photo EC! Tuss parking of the first order! We like it!

 Surprise, surprise it a Merc driver parking like a tuss at Asda Penryn. Look at my lovely car and how I can't be arsed to use one of the plentiful parking spaces available. Fecking idle tuss.

 It is you park your shopping trollies like a tuss!

In exactly the same spot as the Merc above is a Citroen parking like the tuss he/she is. The Merc and this shitty Citroen were parked here in the time in took me to buy my sandwiches in Asda (about 3 minutes). There must be a gigantic tuss magnet attracting the tussy cars to this one non parking spot. Strangely it is the the nearest to the shop entrance. Surely coincidence? Look at the licence plate: surely there is an i missing in the last 3 letters?

It is Tuss Alley again. Commercial St at Penryn. And the company that has a name that appropriately rhymes with bollock has yet another of its tussy vehicles blocking the cycle lane. This tuss was here for at least an hour. Good to see Plod didn't bother to get him to move it.