St Michael's Hospital at Hayle. This tuss parked so close to me and over the white line that I really struggled to get into my car door. Bloody tuss.

 Again St Michael's at Hayle. Would you believe this tuss was parked next to me as well? I had tusses to my left and right! This tuss was obviously in having his eyes tested.

A trio of crap parkers at St Michael's. This electrician clearly had his wires crossed when he deliberately left his white van on the strictly no parking yellow hatching. Tuss.

 Tesco Extra at Pool. Yet again we see a motor cycling tuss "parked" where there is no space.

Words fail me with is tuss at Tesco Extra at Pool. A) there is no space, B) it is not even parked remotely straight. At the moment this indolent tuss is the odds on favourite to win gold at the YPLAT 2013 Awards in December. He/she got has close to the superstore entrance as possible though.

Homebase at Pool. Absolutely shocking piece of tuss parking. As you can see there were plenty of other spaces for this tuss to use properly. Sheer arrogance.

This tuss was in such a hurry to feed his snout at the car park's burger van that he just abandoned it like this. I hope the tuss ate some nice horse meat in his manky, greasy burger.