I have a BMW, a personalised plate and you plebs are not going to scratch my pride and joy. Unless we push our trolley in the side!

Oh my giddy aunt look at this piece of quality parking! The number plate is probably the only thing keeping this heap together.

Tussco Carbis Bay. I was sat eating my lunch and this tussy couple (in their 50s) "parked" their beloved Audi like this so no one could park near it! They were definitely "considerably richer than yow" and the arrogant parking was them sticking 2 affluent fingers up to the rest of us.

Tussco Camborne. This is the worst piece of parking in a car driven by a child that I have ever seen. No, the kid wasn't really driving but you would be forgiven for thinking that after seeing this quality tuss parking. My 2-year-old son could have done a better job.

Time for a name and shame day in court at YPLAT.

Nothing like a bit of advertising on your vehicle so we now the name of the tuss that can't be arsed to park properly.

First up in court is Wayne Wilson (seen at Treliske Retail Park) who says "no job too small"! Well, Wayne the job of parking your tranny van decently was obviously too big for your talents mate or perhaps the space was too small? I will let the jury decide if you park like a tuss or not.

Next up is YPLAT's first milk float! This was at Tussco Extra.

Now, I thought milkmen were virtually extinct and maybe after this lazy piece of parking they should be!

No, you are not seeing double with the photo below!

This spot of hatched yellow lines really is a tuss magnet.

The next photo comes from Arch Stanton:

"Open 360 days a year". I presume on the other 5 days you are parking like a tuss?

 You can't really see the sign but it says "No parking" but I suppose if you drive a Merc with a wanky personalised number plate you can do as you frigging like. Tuss.

 Asda Penryn. Shame the plate wasn't "prat" because this absolutely shameful parking by this Grade A tuss.

 How butch is this Range Rover with its sporty wheels? Shame the tuss can't be arsed to park this monstrosity properly.

 Sainsburys Falmouth. What planet is this stupid lazy tuss on? Planet Cretin by the looks of this shot.

FFS! Another Merc with a wanky plate! Here are the two main issues here; A) there is no space here and B) the lazy tuss was totally rat arsed when they abandoned it at Tussco Extra.

 Sainsburys Truro. There were loads of free spaces that day but that didn't stop this lazy tuss from abandoning his tussy Citroen like this.

 Sainsburys Truro. This tuss was clearly pissed when he left his precious sports car like this. Unbelievably indolent parking.

 Tussco Extra. I think this tuss would have been even happier if he could have left his tussy car on the zebra crossing itself.

 What a bloody tuss we have here. Again, loads of spare spaces at Morrisons Pool but this Ka driver takes the biscuit in the sheer arrogance and feck you stakes. Thank god not all Ka drivers are tusses!

 Tussco Extra. Joins the long list of complete tusses that can't be arsed to walk more than 10 steps to the shop doors. Lets park my tussy car where there is no space. Tuss.

 Sainsburys Truro yet again. Taking the piss here, the car is not worth avoiding getting scratched mate!

Tussco Extra. Why bother? Again the car isn't worth diddly squat so why try to stop your precious tuss car from being dented?

Loads more tomorrow. Watch this space where Cornwall's most lazy and arrogant parkers are shamed.

It is repeat offender day today at YPLAT.

I will start the blog today by issuing a ban on photos on the uber tuss that drives the shitty heap known as Jumbuck. This tuss always uses the same 2 spaces at Sainsburys in Truro. If he isn't in the one adjacent to his precious "don't scratch my crap car hatchings" he is "parked" in the one in the top left of this picture. To be honest I am now fed up giving this tuss publicity after well over half a dozen pics of this tuss parking so arrogantly. The last time I saw it, I didn't snap it, but I noticed he had some binder twine tied to it. That was presumably to attach his bale of hay to?

Here is JUMBUCK for the last time. Hooray, goodbye you lazy tuss.

Here is another repeat offender at Tussco Extra at Pool. He chooses the exact same place to leave his BMW while he goes into Tussco to buy his latest issue of FHM. Sheer arrogance in the tuss parking stakes.

Another update tomorrow. Please feel free to contribute photos of other offenders who think they are a class above us mere mortals by parking like a tuss in an inconsiderate manner.