Well, after 11 months off the air waves (due to personal circumstances) it is time to restart Cornwall's No. 1 blog dedicated to the county's high and mighty that can't be bothered to park like the rest of us.

First up was taken at Sainsburys at Penzance yesterday:

 Notice the blue car blocking his passenger door? Yes, that is me (using Mrs YPLAT's car) and blocking the tuss in the Jag from using his passenger door. And yes, I did check for damage on her car after this bell end had driven off.

Tussco in Camborne:

FFS! I felt like picking this up (with one hand) and chucking this shitty little put put in the recycling bin nearby! Surely they could have found a space (the size of a fag packet) to park this crappy thing without taking up a valuable car parking space?

It is Aldi at Camborne and some readers of this blog might know a certain EC Rider (contributor to this blog) and here he is on it himself. I know he likes to brag he likes the feel of something big throbbing between his legs but does he have to leave it here using up a space I could have used? No!