Kingsley Village Fraddam. Obviously couldn't see the white lines or just couldn't be arsed to park properly.

Tesco Extra Pool. Totally shameful and indolent parking by this uber tuss in his crappy white van.

Praze & Beeble doctor's surgery. No prize for guessing what the old fool that "parked" this went to see the doc about.

Tesco Redruth. This tuss was the one that gave me the idea to start the blog about shite parking in the beautiful county of Cornwall. Using 3 bays for his shitty clapped out Peugeot. What a tuss!

Sainsburys Truro. Jumbuck? Isn't that Aussie for sheep? It is clearly Cornish for tuss. I do definitely think replacing the 'J' for 'D' and the 'B' for 'F' would be a great idea and sum this bell end up.

Kingsley Village Fraddam. Typical parking of a Chelsea Tractor owner that wants everyone to know that he is considerably richer than you. Still makes him a tuss though.

Tesco Redruth again. Using the same 3 bays that the blue Peugeot did a few weeks previously. What possesses these tusses to park like this? The jury is still out. My money is the verdict being plain idleness.

Commercial Road Penryn. Let us block the cycle lane so the cyclist has to ride out on the busy road. His precious red car is safe though. Tuss.

Tesco Extra at Pool. Words fail me. I suppose if you drive a Noddy car like that then you can always park it like a tuss without any feelings of guilt.

Kingsley Village Fraddam. A beacon of parking on yellow lines and the blocking of the main entrance. I did see the two tusses that drove these offending cars and they acted like all important company directors. I say "important" but only in the world of the tuss.

Kingsley Village Fraddam. There were loads and loads of free spaces that day but this chav mobile just pulled up and lazily just parked it like that. Unbelievable!

It is our old tuss, the company director type at Kingsley Village, blocking the main entrance and fire escape. Kingsley must be Cornwall's capital of shite parking by the county's tusses.

Asda Penryn. This tuss had his hazard lights on. Why? You have parked like a tuss because you are too idle to park any further away from the store.

Tesco Truro. I don't know why this tuss had to park like this. It wasn't as though their crappy Fiat was worth protecting from getting knocked by other car doors. Car only looks worth £300.

I can't recall where this tuss was parked!

Aldi Camborne. Sheer unbelievable "parking" by this Chelsea Tractor driving tuss. With a bit of luck one of the delivery drivers might have reversed his HGV into his precious 4-wheel-drive monstrosity.