A quick update. Been a bit busy of late!

Ooh arr you park like a tuss wurzel boy! It is the Co-op car park at Perranporth. There was more mud on this tractor than in a hippo's house. If hippo's had houses that is.

You park like a tusski!

More to follow later on!

Only two photos today but this is an auspicious moment in the short history of YPLAT. YPLAT has found its first serial arrogant and lazy tuss parking offender This bell end has been photographed on FOUR separate occasions parked like a complete tuss in Sainsburys Truro. It is YPLAT's old pal JUMBUCK! Remember this tuss from a while back? He, of the tussy pick up, thinks he can park his shitty and worthless heap where he sodding likes. Do he/she own the store?

Here is J(D)UMB(F)UCK pictured earlier on this week and caught offending for an incredible third time. You would think this stinking heap was worth parking away from all those other nasty drivers who park properly but take a look at this crappy wreck! This tuss always seems to park in the same 2 spaces at Sainsburys - always adjacent to some "safe" hatchings so some horrid people can't scratch his tuss mobile.

Fourth offence recorded. One day later than above and J(D)UMB(F)UCK is up to his old tricks again but in a different spot this time. The sheer arrogance of this tuss is staggering. It reminds me of an old joke. How do you double what J(D)UMB(F)UCK is worth? Put a bale of straw in the back! I nicked one of the old Skoda jokes about putting a gallon of petrol in it. Cheap laughs I know! This tuss deserves to be named and shamed as Cornwall's most consistently indolent and arrogant parker.

A long overdue update. Some of these photos are several weeks old.

 Sainsburys Helston. This tuss was some holiday maker. FFS look at the crap, lazy parking but check out the well hard kangaroo bars protecting his spare wheel! Surely this tuss has made a mistake on his plate? Surely the 'G' should be replaced by a 'C''?

 Aldi Helston. About as straight as a fecking banana. Tuss.

 Sainsburys Truro. It is YPLAT's first repeat offender JUMBUCK who clearly thinks he/she owns the fecking car park. What are the hatchings for? Oh, for you to park your tussmobile on. Arrogant tuss.

 Tussco Truro. As long as my precious BMW is OK the rest of you plebs go and kiss my exhaust pipe. What a tuss.

 Sainsburys Truro. Staggering tussiness. So lazy it defies description.

 Sainsburys Truro. Lazy, plain laziness by this tuss. Car looks clapped out.

Tussco Helston. Well, I bloody despise camper vans with a passion of sheer hatred. They drive like tusses on our roads and they arrogantly park like this tuss. Somebody torch the bloody thing and do the world a favour.

 Tussco Helston. This tuss was parked in the hatchings just behind the tuss in the camper van above.

 Asda Penryn. These hatchings are tuss central over at this store for those too idle to walk a few extra yards to get to the shop.

 Tussco Helston. Please don't scratch my precious tussy little car! I'll park on the hatchings to make sure I am extra safe. Tuss.

 Dutch Flower Import? Well, Lord Tuss if you go over to Holland and park like that I hope they push your tussy van into one of the deep canals in Amsterdam.

 Tussco Truro. Oh dear, is the trolley park forcing to park your BMW in the next parking bay? He must be a right porker if he needs that much room to get out of the driver's door. FFS. Tuss.

 Penryn. Could this tuss not see the yellow lines? Clearly not.

 Tussco Helston. Bird shit = bird brain. Lazy tuss. I did laugh thinking about the poor feathered friend having the toilet 2 steps and emptying its bowels all over this tuss car.

Now the gold medal winner of the award for the worst parking this year. This was Asda Penryn. I was eating my lunch in the car and I noticed 2 vacant spaces opposite me. I saw this tuss in his pimp mobile BMW drive up, eye up these 2 spaces and then deliberately park his tussy car so it straddled the white line separating the two bays. I was staggered and then this bloke, with obligatory hard man shades/jewellery, gets out. I thought he was going to come over and ask me "do you want to buy some gear mate?". And then what looked like his mother got out of the passenger door! Hope you are proud that your son is so arrogant that he thinks he is above parking like us mere mortals. By a country mile, this is the most selfish and downright arrogant parking to grace this blog. What a tuss!

Asda Penryn. see above for comments about tusses that park here.

West Cornwall Retail Park @ Hayle. Do they have an opticians at the branch of Boots over there? This tuss needs to get to one soon.

Sainsburys Truro. Very similar to the van pictured above. Probably the same tussy space a few weeks apart.

Penryn. A tuss suffering from colour blindness. Can't see the yellow linesitis.

Sainsburys Truro. A typical lazy company van driving tuss that simply can't be arsed.

Kingsley Village, Fraddam. Center? Yank spelling and this tuss wouldn't know where the centre of that bay was if it slapped him in the face.

Sainsburys Truro. This tuss is clearly taking the piss. How lazy is this? On the tuss scale, it registers 10/10.

Asda Penryn. At last photographic evidence of tusses at work. Rarer than rocking horse shit and sightings of Shergar.

Sainsburys Truro. A dreaded people carrier parking like a tuss. After caravans, camper vans, Reliant Robins, people carriers are the Blogmeister General's most hated vehicle on Cornwall's roads. Rant over.

Tussco Extra @ Pool. No space? Feck off! I own a BMW, I am a tuss and I will park where I sodding like.

Stop laughing at the back. This tuss's pedal car could fit in half that space so why do they need all that space and have to go on the hatchings? My bet is that the passenger was a fat tanker and needed all that extra yardage to get out of the tussy little car.

West Cornwall Retail Park @ Hayle. This tuss had his hazard lights on so that makes it OK? No, there are simply no mitigating circumstances. You are a tuss for parking like this. Case dismissed. Get the rope.

St Ives. Yet another bloody BMW driver can't sodding park. Buy a smaller car! Tuss.

Shite car and tuss parking at Sainsburys Truro.

Sainsburys Truro. Lazy and sheer arrogance on view here. Bloody awful looking car as well.

This one comes from our old pal EC Rider. Now this tuss parking the blue Vectra clearly has no regard for anyone who wants to park their motorcycle. As long as his clapped out crappy car is OK, he is alright Jack.

 Check out the tussy exhaust on the Jack the Lad's GTi! This was Maccy Ds at Pool which seems to attract the boy racer who can't be arsed to park his stupid car. I reckon those exhausts are big enough to launch the torpedoes that did for the General Belgrano.

Carbis Bay. This is a roundabout FFS and this stupid tuss thinks it is OK to park their stupid fecking car on it!

Yet another shot of this quality parking on the roundabout at Carbis Bay. Parking of the tussiest order.

Tussco Extra. From the "There is no way I am going to allow my tussy car to be scratched" school of thought. I say "thought" but I don't think tusses who park like this only think about their selfish selves.

Sent in by YPLAT friend Arch Stanton. This tuss is known to Arch and the Blogmeister General! His crap excuse was that he only parked there quickly to pick up his wife from the shop.

YPLAT Rule 1: There is no excuse for parking like a tuss.

A mega update today! Apologies for the lack of posts recently but I have been busy on other projects i.e. work and my family!

Tussco Extra at Pool. Yes, "Space" is a good name to have the side of his van. This tuss has clearly no idea how to use a parking "space".

Tussco Extra @ Pool. Words fail me with this uber tuss. Just plain lazy, indolent and absolutely arrogant feck you parking. Tuss.

 It is Sainsburys at Helston. My wife spotted this tuss abandoning her car to go and access the ATM.

 Tussco at Truro. As one of my FB pals said maybe this tuss's number plate should have read KNOB.

 Pool Market. How far does this tuss have to have his crappy car stuck out over the white line?

 Tussco Extra at Pool yet again. This tuss clearly needs a strong pair of spectacles if they think it is OK to park like a tuss like this.

 Sainsburys Truro. FFS what a bloody lazy tuss.

Tussco Extra at Pool - now officially Cornwall's capital of tuss parking. I own a flash BMW Chelsea Tractor and that equals I am an arrogant tuss who can park how I bloody well like. Tuss of the first order.

 Tussco Extra yet again. Yet another Honda driving tuss who gets the non existent space closest to the shop doors.

 Pool Market. A staggering bit of tuss parking. Clearly drunk when leaving the vehicle abandoned like this.

 Tussco Truro. Another Chelsea Tractor driving tuss who can't be arsed to park his butch wagon like the rest of us mere mortals. Tuss.

Sainsburys Truro. Two tusses at work here. I wonder what the collective noun for tusses is? A tosspot of tusses perhaps?

 Truro. Chelsea Tractor = Shite Parking = Tuss.

Tussco Truro. Tuss at work.

 Tussco Extra yet a bleeding again. WTF goes on in these tusses brains? Not a lot would be my guess.

 Tussco Extra at Pool. I could hardly hold the phone steady because I was laughing so much when this silly old woman parked her tuss mobile just in front of me.

Sent to YPLAT by EC Rider from Penzance. Great tuss parking here. What is wrong with parking this shitty little car parallel to the pavement? Oh, you are tuss and think it is clever to park like you have. Tuss.

 Coop in Hayle. White stick for a tuss that can't see where the white lines are.

 Tussco Extra. You own a wanky little Noddy car, surely you can park it properly? Clearly not. Tuss.

 Kingsley Village at Fraddam. FFS. Idle tuss.

 Penzance. Sent in by EC Rider. Let us block an entrance while we go off shopping. Spot the double yellow lines. Fingers crossed that this tuss got nabbed by a traffic warden!

 Tussco Extra. I will park on the hatching to stop my precious tussy car being scratched by these other motorists who park properly.

 Sent to us by YPLAT contributor down west.Cornwall Housing has now join the esteemed ranks of motorists who have clearly parked like a complete tuss.

 Anyone want to hazard a wild guess where this indolent tuss was snapped? You are correct. Tussco Extra.

Sainsburys Truro. Go on ram a trolley into this tusses side. That will teach him/her to park like a tuss.