This quality bit of parking picture was submitted by YPLAT's friend EC Rider from Newlyn.
EC says "This parking tuss tried to initiate drive through shopping in Penzance but parked in a concrete pillar instead. Tuss rating: 5/5 and he was a 1/4 finalist in the South West Parking Tuss of the Year in 2011."


LOL great photo EC! Tuss parking of the first order! We like it!

 Surprise, surprise it a Merc driver parking like a tuss at Asda Penryn. Look at my lovely car and how I can't be arsed to use one of the plentiful parking spaces available. Fecking idle tuss.

 It is you park your shopping trollies like a tuss!

In exactly the same spot as the Merc above is a Citroen parking like the tuss he/she is. The Merc and this shitty Citroen were parked here in the time in took me to buy my sandwiches in Asda (about 3 minutes). There must be a gigantic tuss magnet attracting the tussy cars to this one non parking spot. Strangely it is the the nearest to the shop entrance. Surely coincidence? Look at the licence plate: surely there is an i missing in the last 3 letters?

It is Tuss Alley again. Commercial St at Penryn. And the company that has a name that appropriately rhymes with bollock has yet another of its tussy vehicles blocking the cycle lane. This tuss was here for at least an hour. Good to see Plod didn't bother to get him to move it.

 It is Aldi at Camborne. Hang on there doesn't seem to be a space where this tuss has casually left his crappy clapped out Rover. Butch spoiler on the back! Not!

 Talking of "butch" look at the way this "macho" tuss left his Chelsea Tractor at Tesco Extra! This bell end couldn't get his well hard tank of a car into the space so the tuss had to leave it marooned on the grass verge. Love the dangerous to pedestrians "don't mess with me because I am really hard" kangaroo bars. The spotlights on the front are very macho as well. Why don't you buy a push bike - you might be able to park that? Oh I forgot that won't impress your beer swilling fellow Chelsea Tractor driving mates down the pub. Have you noticed these tough guy tractors have butch names like "Warrior", "Dominator", "Barbarian" and "Nob Head"?

Aldi Camborne again. How much room does this tuss need to park? Absolutely bone idle.

The first photo comes from Arch Stanton who has been following YPLAT since our launch a couple of weeks back.

 Arch said "This double whammy of tuss twinsanity hit Tesco in Pool yesterday! Certainly 'pooled' their resources in its Tussmanship of not knowing how to fecking park."

Thanks for that photo Arch of double tussery at its worst. Typical tuss parking by the Chelsea Tractor driver, I expect no less. As for tussy Honda cars please see the tuss below, it is obviously catching.

 Meanwhile just down the road from Arch was yet another Honda tuss. So scared that someone might hit his precious itty bitty shitty car. Tuss.

Falmouth Packet Inn at Rosudgeon. Yet another arrogant Chelsea Tractor owning tuss who thinks he owns the bloody car park as well. Or he can't see the fecking white lines properly. I will go with the former theory.

I have been going back over the last 12 months going through all the YPLAT photos that were left on my phone. There are loads, I hadn't realised I had so many on there!

 It is Tesco Truro yet again. With a bit of luck that load of shopping trollies will take the wing mirror of this lazy tuss's Skoda.

It is Little Chef at Whiddon Down. Lovely parking by this tussy people carrier.

Camborne. What a complete and utter tuss! His little idiotic pedal car could fit inside a shoe box but this arrogant tuss decides to take up two valuable spaces by parking across them. I know these are tussy little cars but there is no need to join the ranks of YPLAT!

Probus. Perhaps this tuss desperately needed to be near the clothing bank?

 Tesco Truro. This tuss parked so badly that I snapped him from two angles (see below). A) there is no space to park in and b) his rear end is sticking about half a mile out into where cars are supposed to drive by. Perhaps some Jack the Lad in his souped up VW Golf accidentally rammed him later. I live in hope!

See above for comments about this bell end.

 Camborne. Now, what part of "Keep Clear" in large yellow letters doesn't this tuss understand? Do they think that blocking the pavement excuses the blatant disregard of parking regulations?  God forbid that an elderly person should want to use the pavement with this uber tuss using it as his own private car parking space. What a tuss.

 St Michael's Hospital at Hayle. This tuss parked so close to me and over the white line that I really struggled to get into my car door. Bloody tuss.

 Again St Michael's at Hayle. Would you believe this tuss was parked next to me as well? I had tusses to my left and right! This tuss was obviously in having his eyes tested.

A trio of crap parkers at St Michael's. This electrician clearly had his wires crossed when he deliberately left his white van on the strictly no parking yellow hatching. Tuss.

 Tesco Extra at Pool. Yet again we see a motor cycling tuss "parked" where there is no space.

Words fail me with is tuss at Tesco Extra at Pool. A) there is no space, B) it is not even parked remotely straight. At the moment this indolent tuss is the odds on favourite to win gold at the YPLAT 2013 Awards in December. He/she got has close to the superstore entrance as possible though.

Homebase at Pool. Absolutely shocking piece of tuss parking. As you can see there were plenty of other spaces for this tuss to use properly. Sheer arrogance.

This tuss was in such a hurry to feed his snout at the car park's burger van that he just abandoned it like this. I hope the tuss ate some nice horse meat in his manky, greasy burger.

Tesco Extra at Pool yet again. Good to see parking like a tuss is not restricted to cars. No wonder this tuss had L plates all over his silly moped/ motor bike. If this tuss carries on parking like this he/she is never going to have enough brain power to blow their nose let alone pass a bike test. Thankfully!

Tesco Extra at Pool. This lazy tuss decided to park their car as close as possible to the entrance to the store. What a tuss!

 Kingsley Village, Fraddam. How lazy has this tuss been? It isn't parked straight, is straddling one white line and it looks as though he was completely rat arsed when he abandoned it. From the "I own a Merc so I park it how I bloody well like" club. Sod you plebs!

Tesco Truro. To be honest there is no way they could have got this monster parked between the white lines. No chance of making the You Park Like a Tuss Hall of Fame.